8.26.2011

Ngakak

Nama Istri di HP Suami dari Tahun Ke Tahun Pernikahan


Nama Istri di HP Suami (hasil survey majalah PRIA). 
  • Baru menikah: MY LOVELY WIFE
  • 1 thn menikah: MY WIFE
  • 5 thn menikah: HOME
  • 10 thn menikah: KANTOR PUSAT
  • 15 thn menikah: PROVOST
  • 20 thn menikah: MABES POLRI
  • 25 thn menikah: WRONG NUMBER
  • 30 thn menikah: WONG EDAN
  • 35 thn menikah: MAK LAMPIR

(Lalu para istripun memberikan serangan balasan)
Nama Suami di HP Istri (hasil sidak anggota Arisan) 
  • Baru menikah: MY ONE & ONLY MAN
  • 1 thn menikah: MY HUBBY
  • 5 thn menikah: PAPANYA ANAK²
  • 10 thn menikah: HOME SWEET HOME
  • 15 thn menikah: MY PERSONAL LOAN
  • 20 thn menikah: EMERGENCY NUMBER
  • 25 thn menikah: SATPAM RUMAH
  • 30 thn menikah: CELENGAN
  • 35 thn menikah: DONALD DUCK

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8.10.2011

GG = Game Geje

yuk deh dari pada ngegalau sendiri , ngegeje sendiri mending main game ajaa.
sediain windows media player/winamp/mp3/mp4 . setting shuffle : on .
baca pertanyaan di bawah ini dan klik next untuk tiap pertanyaan.
ingeeet, segeje , se ga nymbung apapun jawabannya tetep tulis ajaa . itu udah jodoh kamu.
ga penting liriknya loh ya , cuma butuh judul .
oke selamat mencoba :)

this is my result:

IF SOMEONE SAYS “ARE YOU OKAY?” YOU SAY?

Sherina munaf – pergilah kau

*maafkan aku ceman2 . ini semua bukanlah kehendakku . salahkan abang wmp >_<

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

Bach – break

*i'm often 'break' but i try to rise up too ;) #etes

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

Sunny day – akon

*aku emang suka yg bersinar-bersinar *memiliki prospek cerah* #mikir jauh ke depan u.u


WHAT’S YOUR MOTTO?

Mirror mirror - 4minute

*berkacalah tiap kamu mau ngomong , tiap mau bertindak #edisimaksa

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU

Angel - Akon

*asli aku terharuu . yeah im like an angel XD thankyouu wmp :*

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?


Shock - B2st

*remember, life is never flaat ! #ngelees

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Calling you - Seo In Gook

*yeah . memang . kok wmp bisa tau sih -_-

WHAT IS 2 + 2?

You don’t want it - Akon

*you don't want to know it . *ngomong aja ga bisa jawab -_-


WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Real - SHINee

*yeaaah friend you are relly real for me . kalian benar2 nyata adanya buat aku :*

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Ok - B1A4

*gimana pun dia . selalu okeh di mata ekeh u.u

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

You and I - Park Bom

*it's means our love story . uuuh dalem


WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Don’t matter- Akon

*maksudnya aku ga terlalu mikirin kali . ya kunfayakun aja . percaya takdir :)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Kiss - 2NE1

*-___-  

WHAT WILL YOU DO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Akhirnya ku menemukanmu - Naff

*kurang so sweet apa cobaa u.u


WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Y - Mblaq

*thanks . 

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST??

Dr Feel Good - Rania

*beri tekanan pada huruf d dan r ~> it means doctor. AMIIIIN

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?

Franklin

*jleb. really biggest.


WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

If i ain’t got you - Maroon5

*i don't have any secret again i guess .

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?

Im going to meet her - Kim Bum

*uh ngena banget -_- tapi lebih tepatnya him bukan her

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

I heart you - SMASH

*oke plis . judulnya nyambung sama pertanyaannya . tapi kenapa nih lagu masuk ke playlist kuuu TT pasti ada kesalahan teknis -_-

WHAT’S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Everything is nothing - Sweetbox

*when everything becomes nothing it means when i don't have you

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?

Because of you - Brown Eyed

*it's a mistake . i never thaugh you are my regret . even it opposite . i'm glad to have you

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

By my side - Akon

*hehe wmp pinter deh :">

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Tell me good bye - Big Bang

*mungkin perlu diganti pertanyaannya jadi "what makes you wanna drink baygon?"

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Just dance - Lady Gaga

*ya aku akan menikah sekaligus menari malamharinya

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Although You Said So - Mighty Mouth

*sedikit benar. your words sometimes scare me . now often .

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

I don’t care - 2NE1

*hahaha . loe ga suka gue? i don't care e e e e .

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Wouldn’t change a thing - Demi Lovato

*seperti kunci dan gembok *mbok kiro enzim -_-*. ini pertanyaan sama judul lagunya pas banget -_- ya . ga salah emang kalo kita berharap bisa merubah keadaan yg 'miss' di masa lampau . tapi emang bisa dirubah ? ga kan ? yaudahlah kunfayakun aja hadapi takdir . percaya takdir :)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Fair to you - Akon

* kadang ada sesuatu yg ga adil buat kita emang . tapi percayalah Tuhan sudah mengaturnya sedemikian rupa :) #perasaan makin lama makin etes -_-

WHEN YOU HAVE MANY PROBLEMS , HOW DID YOU HANDLE IT ?

Stay - Mblaq

*stay cool maksudnya. huahahha

EVER YOU HURT SOMEONE? HOW?

Too litle too late - Jojo

*yeah . once . although once , i think it really hurts . sorry . i know its too litle too late to say sorry :')


HOW DO YOU EXPRESS YOUR REGRET?

In the club - 2NE1

*wkwk. mana ada ngungkapin penyesalan pake dugem -_- sdek sdek sdek #iklan walls

DO YOU EVER HATE SOMEONE? WHY?

Rainy Street – Lee Soung Hoon

*i don't hate anyone. never. i hate rain-when it cancelled all my plans- . but i like rain, when it understand my feelings . woo jadi etes kan

HOW DO YOU FORGIVE HIM/HER?

Go Away - 2NE1

*seperti sherina - pergilah kau . hahaha . >:D

WHY DO YOU LIKE YOURSELF?

My Style - Brown Eyed Girls

*because my style XD #thanks wmp mumumuah

WHY DO YOU HATE YOURSELF?

Hey baby (drop it to the floor ) - Akon

*drop me to the floor ? pliiis -___- . i think i wanna bite wmp -__-

HOW DO YOU APOLOGIZE?

Its you - 5 Dolls

*it's you . just you who can make me cry everytime #dalem #maksaabis -_-

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE REALLY TIRED?

The Time dirty beat - black eyed peas

*when i'm really tired i wiiillll sdek sdek sdek #iklan walls lagi . wah wmp komersil deh.

DO YOU STILL HAVE A FEEL WITH YOUR EX?

I need a girl - Tae Yang

*tolong aku bukan lesbi TT

WHAT WILL YOU DO IF YOUR EX ASK YOU TO BACK WITH HER/HIM?

Standing in this place – Orange Caramel

*wow . yeah it's true . i will standing in this place . i wan't look back again . thanks for throw me away anyway ;)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY FOR YOUR BF/GF DEEPLY INSIDE YOUR HEART?

Nothings Over - Infinite

*idem with-everything's gonna be alright.

DO YOU WANT A HOLIDAY? WHERE THAT COULD BE?

Tok tok - Mighty Mouth

*apa tok tok adalah sebuah pulau dimana dia memiliki pantai yang masih alami dan pasir yg masih putiih ? kalau iya maka iya tok tok adalah tempat yg sangat sangat ingin aku datangii TT


WHAT WILL YOU DO IF YOUR BF/GF SUDDENLY LEAVE YOU WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING?

Kissing you - SNSD

*HAHAHA . dari tadi ni wmp muter yg kiss kiss mulu deh -___- dasar wmp jablay.

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE ANGRY?

Already gone - Kelly clarkson

*hati ku telah pergii . pergi kee bandung . surabaya . bolehlah naik dengan percuma .

IF YOU AND YOUR FRIEND ARE NOT IN THE SAME LINE , WHAT WILL YOU DO?

03.30 - SS501

*ya benar. aku akan mencocokkan jam supaya kita 'in a line' #ah apadeh

IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYMORE TIME , WHAT WILL YOU SAY FOR YOUR BOY/GIRLFRIEND?

Holla - J Cates

*hello-and-thanks for every tears . whether for happines or sadness

IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYMORE TIME , WHAT WILL YOU SAY FOR YOUR BESTFRIEND?

Hillary Duff - Now you know

*now you know everything about me guys . so when we get far away some other , someday we will met in rampal to held a garden party . okeee hahahahaha

IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYMORE TIME , WHAT WILL YOU SAY FOR YOUR PARENTS?

Run devil run - SNSD

*-_-a . run mom ruun . #duh geje

WHAT WOULD YOU WANT TO SAY TO THE PERSON WHO KNOW YOU?

Love ya - SS501

*wah . ini pas . love ya love yaa <3

how about you ?

8.01.2011

August

akhir akhir ini aku banyak merindukan sesuatu .
kelas idiot , main-main, pantai , hape ku saat beraktivitas , dia ,
brb setel lagu *2ne1 - Lonely
"baby im so lonely lonely lonely" T^T

duluu aku ga peduli sama hape ku .
mau mati mau ga ada pulsa mau ketinggalan ga ngurus .
tapi , habis itu berubah .
yah you know lah .
sekarang,
balik lagi kaya dulu . jadi sepi lagi . hehe

sekarang aku jadi pengangguran *selain les sama belajar itu ga dianggap
pinjem novel , begadang malem2 , curhat di blog , sampe tindihen*sori ini ga masuk kegiatan kayaknya -_-*
aku kehilangan motivator , kehilangan semangat , dan untung nya ga kehilangan harapan.

Tuhaan , kalo aku puasa penuh ga ada yg bolong , jadi anak baik ,
mau kan kabulin doaku yang itu ? itu tuh yg selalu aku minta pertama2 .
tolong ya Tuhan :')

oke ra . semangat !

yeye

yeye
(farah-citra-unni-umma-veta-me-fira)this is my best-best-bestfriends ever
 

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